Microfiber Madness Dry Me Crazy XL (40" x 26")


Microfiber Madness Dry Me Crazy XL (40" x 26")

When your semi truck, airliner, or pet blue whale needs a bath, only the Dry Me Crazy XL will do... Ha!  I'm joking of course but the Dry Me Crazy XL is seriously massive!  For sure the Microfiber Madness Dry Me Crazy original is perfect for what most prefer.  In its original size it will dry an entire car without wringing... BUT Microfiber Madness wouldn’t have so much "madness" if they didn’t do crazy things and push the envelope!   The Dry Me Crazy XL features the exact same fabric thousands have come to love with the Original DMC and DMC Jr.  I have been testing the massive Dry Me Crazy XL and I have to tell you its pretty cool some of the things you can do with it.  My wife and I can take one end of the towel standing on opposite sides of the car or our SUV and gently pull it from front to back two times and the horizontals are dry!  On the verticals it destroys all remnants of water easily as well with its ability to dry from top to bottom down the length in 1-2 passes.  I honestly though I would not use it until I had...  I love the original DMC size as it’s so easy to control but there is definitely a place for the DMC XL as well! 

The name for this impressive drying towel was selected based on a music hit from the 80`s. Following the Microfiber Madness motto, "Always create the extraordinary" they developed this product to provide the best possible drying towel available!  

Dry Me Crazy is made of an ultra-soft extra thick microfiber material to achieve maximum water absorption.  The weight of 1200g/m² is the highest of any drying towel on the market No matter how much water is on the paint, our Dry Me Crazy towel will soak it up and leave a streak free finish. The soft microfiber edge avoids scratches even on delicate paints. Pick yours up today!


Target Applications:

  • Drying
  • Bath towel for your pet elephant


  • Massive 40" x 26" x 1200gsm thick!
  • The softest drying towel available
  • Soft Microfiber Edge
  • Tagless
  • Lint Free
  • Stays soft and paint safe, wash after wash
  • Size: 40" x 26"
  • Blend: 75/25
  • Gsm: 1200
  • Edge: Microfiber Edge
  • Color: White
  • Assembled in Germany
Inspection & Packaging:
All Microfiber Madness products are hand inspected twice before being shipped to us here at Sky's the Limit Car Care (CarPro-US.com) They are shipped in resealable bags to prevent contamination and these bags are suitable for later storage if you wish as well.

Microfiber Care:


When caring for microfiber towels there are a few simple rules to live by.  Microfiber towels should only be washed with other microfiber towels.  If you wash with other types of fabrics like cotton, etc, the microfiber will retain lint from those fabrics.   NEVER use fabric softeners or dryer sheets.  When drying, dry on a very low heat cycle and never leave them in the dryer long enough to overheat.  A dry microfiber that is heated to a certain point melts and becomes a danger to paint.  Rinsing your new towels in the washer is always a good habit but also be aware that some colors may bleed onto others if you mix colors during that first wash cycle. After use microfiber should be stored, washed, and kept separate according to their task.  In other words you would never use a wheel towel and then mix it with your paint towel.  Mixing wax and sealant towels with glass and drying towels are a good way to remove absorbency from or cause streaking with your drying towels.  Interior or doorjamb towels will collect sand and particles you would never want in your paint buffing towels so keep those separate as well just to be safe.